Meet Clarence from Symphony of Light and Winter

From Symphony of Light and Winter – Linden and Clarence

Clarence grumbled about my choice in music on the way to Olivia’s house. “Is there a reason your music only fits into three categories?”

Offended, I countered, “What do you mean? There’s variety.”

He cycled through the playlist and stopped on a Sarah McLachlan song. He rolled his eyes. “All the artists on here are women who are either angry, Canadians, or lesbians. Hell, you have a few that fit all three categories on a Venn diagram.”

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