I don’t pee when it rains.

Oh, boy. It’s raining.

That means my dog will not pee for the rest of the day.

She’ll stand by the house, ignoring the call of Mother Nature.

Inevitably, desperation will override her vanity.

She performs her ablutions in record time.

Apparently, dogs don’t like to get their hairdo wet.

Neither do I.

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