First Amazon review of Rule Zero

Whoop whoop review alert! Rule Zero got its first review on Amazon last night – five stars. Well chuffed I am. I don’t care if the next ten reviews are pants, the first one was a good one.

Actually, I don’t really want the next ten reviews to be pants. I want ten more five star reviews. Attention everyone: if you didn’t like Rule Zero, feel free not to review it. Thanks awfully.