Another way to rob you...

In the past, I have tried various methods to make you all part with your hard earned cash and food. I have pretended to like some of your cookery posts with the sole hope that you would send me some of your dishes out of gratitude. Did Not Work.
I tried befriending some of you, hoping you would reveal your credit card information to me after I wooed you with my 'A/S/L' dialogues (Yes. I'm very old-fashioned.) Did Not Work.
I tried meeting some of you in real-life by surprising you at work. Did...