My name is Scott Pearson, and I do exist.

Two of my high school yearbooks misspelled my last name. This added to my stereotypical nobody-knows-who-I-am outcast feeling that many introverted geeks have. The second time it happened I actually marched into the office and demanded to see my records. "Is my name misspelled in my file? Why is my name always misspelled?" I was told that my name was spelled correctly. I'm sure that after I left the secretary said to herself, "Who was that guy?"

Of course, I'm older and wiser now, so . . . we...