The Best Things in Life are Free (for example, Dumpster Pants)

Google tells me that Urban Prairie Girl on Etsy makes what looks like superlative fantasy pant. The Fabric is correct, the pockets are a PLUS. But they need to be bigger. Good fantasy pants will hold at least two of you. I bet she could make them bigger.... This image is a link to her site.

SO, here is the painful, awful, so true truth that I am telling you, because I have no shame, apparently. Or maybe just a very bad filter.

Welcome to my overshare.

Walking home from the market, down a narro...