Spite and anger make it happen

In the past year, I've pondered launching a blog dedicated to the signs that restaurants use on their restroom doors and a blog dedicated to 101 uses for an odd decanter that I received during a Yankee swap. 

While I'd like to think that both will eventually happen, they have not yet materialized.

Perhaps this is because there is not not enough spite and anger behind these two ideas, which is more than I can say for the man who created a website dedicated to 101 uses of his ex-wife's...