On Seeing The New Hobbit Trailer

Saw the new Hobbit 2: Medieval Boogaloo trailer. Was particularly amused by one overwhelmingly fraught exchange between Legolas and the non-canonical elf, which basically went like this:

LEGOLAS: "It is not our fight."
NEW ELF: "It is our fight."

And now I find myself hoping that the rest of the conversation goes:

LEGOLAS: "Is not!"
NEW ELF: "Is too!"
LEGOLAS: "Nuh-uh!"
NEW ELF: "Uh-huh!"
LEGOLAS: "Well, neener neener neener. But in Elf."