The Five

1. Did you know in an offer/contract for a book, it includes Theme Park Rights? True story.

2. Filed under "Kids say the darnedest things: ME: You're a very opinionated little girl. Her: "I don't want a penny! I'm a big girl!" Also, she seems to think telling my pants are "really huge!" is a compliment.

3. Next week I get to do my best impression of Ebay.

4. In "Books I read this week": LIAR SOCIETY By Lisa and Laura Roecker, which rocked, rocked, rocked (BEST LINE EVER: "Suck on that, Nancy ...