This is not a post about fanfiction

On my LiveJournal friends list, which is where I do most of my internet reading, yet another fanfic (definition) discussion has exploded. No link, because it's just like all the others: a pro writer said the usual dismissive things about fanfic. People who'd never even heard of this writer before swoop in to berate her/patiently explain she's wrong/inform her they'll never buy her work/tell her they're laughing at her/etc to the tune of 300 comments.

Jesus, it's like that old joke about...