Well, It Was a Surprise All Right

Me: So….the box of chocolates I just found on the dresser, under the folded laundry. Was that an anniversary present?

Scott: (looks amused)

Me: Please tell me it was an anniversary present.

Scott: (grins, enjoying this moment hugely)

Me: It was a Mother's Day present, wasn't it. Which I would have seen on Mother's Day. If I had put my laundry away.

Scott: I wasn't trying to trick you or anything.

Me: I know. You just figured I would, you know, put away the clothes you washed and dried and folded...