Game of Thrones: Why I'm not watching it.

Big "Game of Thrones" fan, huh? That's super. No, really - I mean it. Good for you. 

All kidding aside, I'm not knocking Game of Thrones fans. Some of my best friends are Game of Thrones fans. From the reviews I've read, the show does seem interesting. I mean--royalty, intrigue, mythical creatures, orgies, dwarf sex--it definitely doesn't sound boring or formulaic. And I love Peter Dinklage (