Author pages, twitter tweets, Facebook status updates, YouTube vids anddo it all SOBER (seriously, it can be done!)

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***H*ll yeah!  My first evahhhh book trailer.  So, PLEASE take a look! Give a like! Try a lick!? (Wait, oops!  Can I blame that on auto-correct? No? Can't blame a girl for tryin', right?)***
     So, after purchasing an app from the App Store for $4-I was able to make an awesome book trailer(if I do say so myself!). I used photos I took so yep, I own the rights to them for FREE! yay me!  Then I purchased a song from pond5-just to make sure I'm all legal.  At $15 for 2 minutes and 49 seconds for music...I figured I'd be ready to go BUT NO!  Try to find my download on my ipad-impossible!!  Just to get my music I purchased for my trailer which I made on my ipad I needed to hook-up to an amazing friends (whom I also refer to as my assistant in my book journey) just to get my d*mn song on my d*mn trailer.  Whew-whoo! Done, right?  Nope!  Now, I try to upload my finally completed book trailer onto my AMAZON author page-after 25 minutes it claims ERROR!  Seriously? Yep!  Screw this!  I'll just put it on YouTube...NOT!(yep, I reverted back to 1985 and threw out a NOT-stay tuned might throw out a SIKE yet!). So, my YouTube attempt literally takes a couple hours! Claiming its being uploaded-just to suddenly claim ERROR!( yep, I now hate that frickin' word with a passion!  It's right up there with pimple and payment due...eeew I got chills.). After the threat of visions of IPads flying through the air and crashing into a plasma screen I decided to let it rest for the night.  After a couple Unisoms and some meditation I slept like a baby(or a drunken phrat boy-take your pick.). Figuring in the morning light my hatred on the subject of easy-one click sharing(my substantial fanny!) would be slightly less violent.  Surprising it really was! Hallelujah!(hear the southern Georgia baptist choir in the background? No? Hmm...I do.) ANYWAYS as I was typing...once again AMAZON upload a no-go after 5 tries.  FINE!  YouTube on red, 13.  I felt the luck.  Guess what it worked!  Upload successful!  And it only took 6 frickin' hours! ***NOTE: Point being made now!***     My simple little project of writing a book...continues on and not one d*mn thing has been as easy as I have been told or read.  Why the lies people, why?(like, seriously, why?) Outta everything so far-me writing my 120,000 word erotic romance novel has by far been the easiest part of this adventure.  So, if you're attempting your own journey in this realm I encourage you to follow my blog for the TRUTH of how all this cr*p actually goes!    Now, that being so sweetly(as sweet as this chic gets,sorry) said...I'm not backing down.  Yep, gonna keep truckin' on! Pee or get off the pot! Grab the bull by the horns! And all that other self reassuring mantras I keep replaying in my head when all I want is a nice stiff lemon drop in a sugar rimmed glass.
Sidda