How NOT To Use Social Media, Or How To Be The World’s Most Annoying Writer

If I was feeling like a particularly mean spirited a-hole right now, I would head over to Twitter, take a nice little screenshot, and paste my feed into this article. I would tell you to look at the twitter-ers listed, and notice the pattern of every single tweet. Then, I would say, “THE END”.

Or, I could head over to my G+ page, let the mouse meander its way up to the notifications section, take another screenshot, and let you digest the numerous unsolicited notifications, invites, and blog p...