Anar-Kitty in the USA

As you can see, Binga got into one of the bags of treats my human brought home from BlogPaws, and she is completely unrepentant about it! So I thought I would devote a song to her. Cody’s human did a song on his blog, and Katie did one about Waffles. But let’s face it, the Beatles are too nice for the likes of Binga! She deserves something more raw and nihilistic. Something like… the Sex Pistols! So here you go:

Anar-Kitty in the USA

ME-OW, ha-ha-ha!

I am a trouble cat

I am an anarchist

Don’t know what I want

But I know how to get it

I wanna destroy this bag of treats!

‘Cause I wanna eat all the treats

No dog treats for me

Anar-kitty in the USA

It’s coming on Cat World Domination Day

I give ‘em a line, blow the humans’ minds

Your future dream comes in catnip green

‘Cause I wanna be anarchy

That’s this kitty!

How many ways to get what you want

I use the best, put the humans to the test

I steal the bag of treats

For energy to cause anarchy

‘Cause I wanna be an anar-kitty

It’s the only way to be!

Is this the SCA*

Or is this the ACA**

Or is this the SCRA***

I thought it was the SPCA!

Or just another cat rescue

Not the ACC!

I wanna be an anar-kitty

And I wanna be an anar-kitty

(It’s not a game)

And I wanna eat all the treats

And kill all of my toys!

Here is the original — tell me if by the end you don’t hear him singing anar-kitty!

If you can’t see the above video, click here to watch it on YouTube!

* Stray Cat Alliance

** Alley Cat Allies

*** Street Cat Rescue, Austin (Yes, they are all feral cat rescues.)

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