amanda does it again...

This time it's a character from Rose Under Fire and by gosh it isn't Rose - it's IRINA. I'm pretty sure that if you haven't read the book there won't really be any spoilers here, but if you have, let me just say: RED BATHING SUIT WARNING. I don't know whether to laugh or to cry, really.

Irina arrived today and I got all excited and worried just looking at the customs label.

irina customs declaration

Excited because, well, Amanda has actually already made me four other literary action figures. Worried because, um, Ravensbrueck. You will have to leave some of Irina's accessories to your imagination. But don't worry, she is the BEST EQUIPPED BARBIE I HAVE EVER OWNED.

I bring you the experience of opening the package! This is what lay on top:

irina storch

It is a diagram of a Storch. Fieseler 156. Not Irina's aircraft, but hey. Significant for other reasons.

And when you lift the paper, here she is. Look! she even comes with a pretty civilian summer dress so she can go dancing or something:

irina in box

And here is her marvelous gear. Escape kit - maps, Russian spam, compass -

irina escape kit

And parachute, of course. I hope she knows how to get it on.

irina parachute

She also happens to be a decorated Hero of the Soviet Union.

irina with medals

Close-up of those medals:

irina medals closeup

FEEEELLLLS :'(


irina swimsuit


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THANK YOU AMANDA, I AM NOT WORTHY!!!!! :P


She also sent me a scissors. Best. Eiffel. Tower. Tat. EVER.

irina eiffel tower scissors

The instructions are worth reading, too.

irina scissors caution
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Published on June 11, 2013 11:57
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