Free, Not Easy

$AVED is officially out today, and because I’m in a generous, gregarious mood, I am prepared to offer a free copy to one of you. I should probably award it randomly, but that seems much too fair and not nearly enough fun. Instead, I will send it to the person that, between now and Friday, can most entertain me with the tale of what they would otherwise spend the $25 cover price on. Think of it as an opportunity to be creative, but of course honesty counts, too. Please direct all replies to the comments. Thanks!

Also, I’ll be at the Galaxy Bookshop in Hardwick tonight. No promises, but I might be accompanied by a surprise guest.