How to achieve the most unbelievable pleasure while fully dressed
Want to achieve the most unbelievable pleasure known to mankind?
Want to do it while other people are watching? Or while you’re at the dentist’s office?
No problem. I’m willing to share the secret. As it turns out, all you need is…a pen.
Believe me, this isn’t going to be weird at all.
Hold onto your pen. Doesn’t matter how big it is.
Place your finger at the top, like so:
When the dentist approaches with a nine-inch needle full of Novocaine…
When the guy in the staff meeting won’t stop droning on and on…
When you have to sit through a elementary school concert…
depress the pen’s button.
Voila!
Mind-blowing pleasure will explode all over you.
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