Monday Morning

And I have a headache magnificent in its complexity; I can not tell if my brain is failing me in great meaty chunks or it's just fixing to rain. This is an uncertainty I do not appreciate. Have you ever wanted to shave your head because the sheer mass of your hair is too much to bear? I woke up hostile and blood thirsty which is not in keeping with the happy happy sales bullshit I need to write this day.

Why do none of my clients ever need a campaign that says, "Buy this crap or we wi...