Stuck In A Tree? Beats Me!

So dVerse wants the cat to go all twin here at his bin. But pfffft to that I have better things to do at my mat. For looking out the window I had quite the show. I get to stare all day at a person wrapped in a tree at my bay.
There was a person in a tree.How did she get there? Beats me.But there she was stuck in the tree.How did she get stuck? Beats me.
But there she was stuck in a tree.Suffering through dogs lifting their leg and having a pee.She could not even wash her knee.I'm sure they never gave her any glee.
How do you get in a tree?I wish I knew to tell all of thee.Then you could set her free.So a dog can't pee on her knee.
Maybe I'll ask a friendly flea,What was the cause of her in a tree.Maybe she went on a shopping spree,And pissed off her husband named Lee.
Or maybe she tried to get things for free.Instead getting a one-way trip in the tree.Maybe she drank some herbal tea,That was cursed at her sea.
Or she pissed off a busy bee,Who stuck her there with a tee hee.Or she ate a magic pea,Those are nasty between you and me.
Maybe she got a guilty plea,For kicking a shopper in the knee.Her sentence was to be stuck in a tree,Letting dogs pee on her knee.
We could go on from A to Z.But that would only be conjecture from me.So I will go in search of the flea,That could tell me how she got stuck in the tree,
With dogs peeing on her knee.Taking away all her glee.For such a hefty fee,I may just ask three.
But if they were to decree,A simple, beats the hell out of me.I would have a sight to see,And she'd remain stuck in a tree.
So just in case don't piss off a bee,Or kick someone in the knee.Or if you get a guilty plea,You too may end up in a tree.
If you want to live with glee,Avoid getting trapped in a tree.With nothing at all to stop the spree,Of dogs passing by and peeing on your knee.
Now doesn't that make you want to avoid hugging a tree at your haunt? I mean wouldn't want to trapped inside one. That would just be no fun. Plus you would smell like dog pee all day. But if that's your thing, what the hey. I suppose you would at least have the company of the lass that I stare at with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.