Introducing the residents of Freak House

Hello and welcome to the Tumblr page of Freak House. This page will be updated by the residents of Frakingham House (known as Freak House to those with no manners). First of all, here we are in no particular order:

August Langley: owner, recluse, mad scientist (but don’t call him that to his face), grouch, the smartest man in England (just ask him).

Bollard: valet, assistant, mute, has no first name, only 1 facial expression, and creepy. Not someone you want to meet in the woods at night, or during day either for that matter (just ask Hannah).

Jack Langley: hot guy in more ways than one (see the pun I just put in there? *snort*), has a temper you don’t want to see fired up (is that overkill on the puns?), is stubborn and broody and has so many secrets he can’t even keep up with them all.

Sylvia Langley: vacuous and silly, kind and sweet, she’s the only normal person in Freak House (according to her). Likes to shop in London, be seen by the right people (but not in the presence of her cousin Jack), and pretend she lives elsewhere.

Hannah Smith: attic-dwelling, socially-stunted narcoleptic. Isn’t that enough?

Tommy: the footman and Jack’s friend. Like most servants, he knows more than everyone thinks.