In Which, I Address the Underfolk

Four blog entries in four days?  What madness is this?  I haven't checked, but I'm fairly positive that this must be some kind of record.  I just might be the greatest internet blogger of all time!

And A. Lee Martinez wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer...

So I've just heard through the grapevine that Dreamworks has optioned Monsterpocalypse.  By the Divine Energon of The Mighty Robot King, why am I just hearing about this now?  More importantly, why am I not involved in this...