The one where I break my toe.

So I may or may not have broken one of my toes. The jury is still out, but judging by the gorgeous shades of blue, black, purple, and red that it's cycling through…I have definitely done some level of damage.

Here's what happened – and I fully own the fact that I was dumb.

There was a moth on the ceiling. I wanted to get the moth out of the house.

Instead of getting a chair or a step-stool I jumped into the air to try and grab it in a piece of toilet paper. Not once, but twice...