Spam spark: can someone computer

While cleaning out the spam comments on my blog, I found this sparkling gem of a sentence:

Can someone computer the on the web traditional listing shield, just like Good friend Criminal.

[All completely sic. I couldn't make this up.]

There is so much potential and so little sense here, that I couldn’t resist. I think it is an awesome spark for a story.

Where will you take it? I’d love to hear about it. :) Go forth, write!