What's the fear, MassResistance—that the Sox will be trendier, higher quality, and better match the pants?

A rabid group aims to protect the sanctity of peanuts and cracker jacks:

[MassResistance]

MassResistance has indicated that they will be outside passing out anti-gay materials, knocking all of the other promotional items you've ever received at games down a notch on the rank of lame ballpark souvenirs.