Maybe I have been reading Fifty Shades of Grey a little too much. Maybe it’s because I’ve just re-read the Twilight series and finally got the last movie. There is so much to be said for vamp sex and so many inconsistencies, but I guess that’s why they call it fiction. The multiple orgasms are why Shades is fiction, too, I guess. No guy is that good. Or determined or whatever. But it occurred to me that ever since humans put on clothing one gender has been trying to get that clothing off the other gender. I can almost see that caveman ripping the wolf-pelt bodice off his mate, throwing her to the cave floor and saying, “Come on baby. I want to hear ya.”
Published on April 26, 2013 16:55