Jokes of the day for any age...

Why is a Bee's hair always sticky?
----Because he uses a honey comb!

What do you call a dinosaur with tight shoes?
----My-foot-is-saur-us!

What do you call a dinosaur with weak eyesight?
----Do-you-think-he-saur-us?

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants go by?
"Me saw a herd of elephants go by!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants go by in sunglasses?
Nothing...He didn't recognize them. :)