They Really Went There At Their Lair!

So Claudia of all people went all bathroom at dVerse. I expected Brian to be the one to go that perverse. He probably ghost wrote it for her, I bet. Either way it will be done by this pet. They want to know what you do in the place you go to, well, go. I know! How can I ever sink so low?

This may offend a prude,
But they asked what happens when in the mood.
Maybe they think all do it differently at their sea?
Really beats the heck out of me.

So when in the loo,
I either do number one or two.
Did that confuse dVerse?
I guess I'll have to get worse.

I drop the kids off at the pool.
Isn't that cool?
I take the Brown's to the super bowl.
And they surely score a goal.

I deliver the requested order for a number two.
Are you getting it yet dVerse zoo?
Send some floaties out on some boaties.
I hope I don't offend any goaties.

I export fudge to Mexico.
What a way to go.
I chuck a brownie,
Like an uber townie.

I have to see a man about a horse.
I hope the horse has remorse.
Putting a deposit in the throne room,
For which the smell will loom.

Yes, you oaf.
I pinch a loaf.
I've really got the juice,
As I drop a deuce.

Also punish the porcelain seat,
With a brownie treat.
Yes, you hicks,
I lay some bricks.

I lay down a bridge.
Might not get you across a ridge.
I have to let the brown bear out of his cave,
So he too can rant and rave.

dVerse are you with me yet?
Come now, don't fret.
For sometimes there is a blizzard,
And I do need to drain the lizard.

Ask and you shall receive, although you may just want to leave. For the cat gives what you asked for at his sea, no matter how crazy. And just in case you are still confused by it, in the bathroom I take a shit. I probably also pass some gas from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.