Oh, No! I won them all!

Last week I took my two daughters to a play–Once Upon a Mattress, which was really fun to watch. In the lobby, a table had been set up by some organization with a silent auction to raise money for–I don't even know what. Before we went in to find our seats, I wandered over to the table and checked out the items. Except for one item, no one had bid on any of them. I figured, hey, I'll start! I'll bid up the price a bit, get this charity a little more money. I barely even looked at the items I ...