Steaks, boxes, and layouts

We had steak for dinner tonight and I blame the Mythbusters. We've been watching episodes and last Friday we saw one in which the Mythbuster crew attempted to determine if explosives were an effective method of tenderizing a steak. This fixed in the minds of my kids the idea that steak is awesome. Patch in particular requested to eat it. So today Howard indulged everyone's curiosity and cooked some amazing tenderloin. Verdict: The kids like steak and our grocery budget is doomed.

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