HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS
♀: “Aren’t you going to buy me a drink?”
♂: “You can get any guy in here to buy you a drink. You don’t need me for that.”
♀: “Take me home?”
If you're a guy who wants to learn how to pick up chicks in bars, go read "SURELY YOU'RE JOKING, MR. FEYNMAN!" by Richard P. Feynman.
What? That's not the book you expected me to recommend?
Go read the book. Then we'll talk.
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Made me laugh, Cathy!I'll get around to reviewing Feynman's book sooner or later; I've read it several times. My tweet was sort of a sexual take-away from the book: but my real point of this blog post was how every book I have read about how to pick up chicks was worthless (or at least didn't work for me). "SURELY YOU'RE JOKING, MR. FEYNMAN!" contains enormous wisdom, and a "throw-away" on sex-&-women that has actually proved useful to me over the years.
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A few years ago there was a meeting of some kind at a local pub and I sat next to a pretty good looking woman. I noticed she was looking all around the room, checking out every guy there.
I asked "you looking for someone?" She said she saw a car outside that had a "Clinton for President" bumper sticker on it and was wondering what guy it belonged to.
When I told her it was my car, you could see the look of disappointment on her face! We could have talked politics anyway but no, she was alookin' and left me shortly afterward. So, being me, found someone else to talk to.