Suddenly I Was Drunk: A Drinking Game for Self-Editing

I finished the revisions on my latest book, which is a good thing, but now I'm editing.
Which I hate.
I hate it because it reveals all my writerly tics and bad habits, all the rules I have broken. It confirms once and for all that I am unfit to write a grocery list, let alone a novel.


Yes. And I'm horrified with myself.
Why do I insist on using the word "suddenly" when I cringe even as I'm typing it?Why are my characters always shrugging, nodding, or shaking their heads?Why is everyone glancing a...