Is a committed vow of lifetime love the only thing that irks Oregon cake bakers?

You know those Oregon cake bakers who simply cannot fathom using their confectionary skills for customers who will consume the pastries while gay and married? Well Williamette Weekly wanted to know if two of the shops that have been in the news recently, Sweet Cakes by Melissa and Fleur Cakes, are consistent in rejecting marital "immorality" or if they simply target gay people's marriage. Hilarity ensues:

[Willamette Weekly] Asks - My friend is getting divorced and we’d like to throw her a lit...