Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-09

Kids are in the pool. It feels like glacial runoff in there, but they don't seem to mind. #Would be posting more status updates if anything even slightly interesting were happening here. #Currently being tormented by emotionally needy border collie. #Wed nights: American Idol double feature w/husband after two long days. Conclusion after first 10 minutes: Harry Connick Jr. is an idiot. #Second AI update: Kara's an idiot too. I sense a theme emerging. #No one over the age of fifteen should...