Peeing was never so fun

I'm not sure which of these is more bizarre:

The Stadium Pal, made famous by a David Sedaris essay, which allows men to urinate without a restroom through the use of an external catheter and a collection bag that straps onto the calf, and it's equally ugly sister, the Stadium Gal, "a Female Urinary Pouch.  At the bottom of the pouch is a Convenience Drain that connects to the leg bag system (worn on the inner calf). It is one size fits all and is cut to fit one's needs. Pouch stays in place...