In Terms Of Badassedness...

... this ranks somewhere between a Jack Bauer witness interrogation and a Michael Westen double-plus-explode-y rescue operation, which, for those of you who don't watch 24 or Burn Notice, means pretty far up the whole bad-assed continuum. Anyway, I share a publisher with Dave Barry, who is the funniest writer in America. (This is a fact, not an opinion. Look it up.) The folks at Penguin and Amazon thought a clever way for us to cross-promote our new books would be to interview each other. So ...