Check yourself, spell check.

I can’t spell.

I admitted this earlier, and I’m back to say: it’s true. Sadly, sadly true.

This is not from lack of trying. I’m not a stupid person, and both of my parents were teachers. I come from an era before the internet, when spelling questions were answered with “go look it up in the dictionary.”

[an aside: has this ever made sense as a piece of advice? Look it up? How the hell am I supposed to find it if I don't know how to spell it? If I knew where to find it, I wouldn't need the damned...