Playing (writing) dirty

So, I’m currently in a fun contest known as the “Smut Marathon.” In this contest, a group of writers (15 to start), is given a task once a month or so to write something smutty; at the end of the month, the pieces are put up, blind, and readers vote on the best. The writer with the fewest votes is kicked out, until, after all the rounds, the smuttiest smutter remains.

We’re in our first round, and, as it’s going, I’m doing well! I’m honestly surprised, given the calibre of writing I’m up again...