A Notch Below the Opti-Grab

While using the U.S. Patent Office's records to try and discern what genius invented the jalapeno popper, we accidentally stumbled upon an invention for the ages: the flavored boot for eyeglasses. We'll let the application's description do the dirty work for us:

Many individuals who wear eyeglasses frequently will remove their eyeglasses and place the end of the temple arm into their mouth, and either chew or suck upon the end of the temple arm. Such actions, particularly chewing, can leave...