I am so, so, sorry, but I can’t do this. I live in the boonies, our mail is unreliable, books get rained on, or they get mangled, and I can’t make it to the post office in a timely fashion so it NEVER works out and I always end up feeling bad. I’m so sorry!
I will be in Wales, Dublin, and Norway this year, I realize that is probably still very far, but maybe someday I will be at a con and I will HAPPILY sign your books for you.
I am so sorry, I feel bad, but it just never works out.