13 Questions About The Vampire Diaries Season Finale

Whose brilliant idea was it to play "You Give Love a Bad Name" during the opening credits? Good job.
"I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair." Snarky!Stefan is the best, isn't he?
Does anyone else think two Bonnie Bennetts is just a tad too much?
Elena is only 18 in hoomin years? Makes sense, but I feel like she's been around for centuries, not counting Katherine's time.
Between returning vampire hunters Alexander and Connor, the undead sure love their explosives, don't they?
Human!Elena has straight hair, Katherine’s got voluminous curls, bad vampire!Elena has pink streaks, and reformed vampire!Elena has artfully wispy tips. Useful guide is useful. I wonder, what'll human!Katherine's hair look like?
Wait, the sire bond's gone even though Elena has feelings again? Not complaining, I'm just happy that Elena and Damon are finally legit together!
Does Matt really have to hold on to Rebekah after that bomb scare? Uy, style. I approve!
Was that Alaric super-speeding? For a second there, I thought he died as a vampire, but yeah, there was that enhanced Original thing. 
"He's your first love. I intend to be your last… no matter how long it takes." Yihee!!!!! Does this mean Caroline could follow Klaus to The Originals? Because that would be amazing.
When Matt told Rebekah that he wants to keep his love life a low-vampire zone, did anyone else scream at the TV, "LOW-, not NO-vampire zone, gurl!"
Holy last 10 minutes—what is this, the series finale?
Can it be season five already?
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