This Ain't Your Daddy's Conga Line!

If there's one thing I can't stand as a horror film fan of over 35 years, it's false advertising. Hence, when something with a wickedly sick trailer and nearly-instant "must see" status is given to a film that seemingly came out of nowhere, I approach with intense skepticism.

Despite a bit of a silly (and typical) start, once our stranded American tourists land in the house of a demented German surgeon, THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE instantly becomes (almost) too grim for words...no easy feat considerin...