I went to the dentist again today. This was the tactical meeting. I didn't have to sit in the Official Chair of Torture.** He has other, subtler methods of rendering a vict—client into a small pile of bone chips and burnt hair. Wide screen photos of my teeth, for example. AAAAAAAUGH. Enough to scare anybody into self immolation.
Okay, here's the deal: over the next two years, I'm going to be spending approximately the entry level salary of an editorial assistant in New...
Published on May 06, 2010 16:32