Camera Lies

A new commercial I loathe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Q1sC-LNDc


OK, five things I'm certain of:

Celery is likely Kate's main source of sustenance.

Kate is no more going gray, than I am going not gray.

Babysitting, like, last summer, is the closest Kate has ever come to having children.

Those glasses are not prescription.

If Joe British married Kate fifteen years ago, Dateline NBC didn't do their job.