Be Famous! A simple how-to Guide to being Newsworthy

How to become newsworthy; five easy steps

So many ridiculous things become news, and so many worthy things become news for merely a few seconds before being forgotten, that I’ve devised a whole series of hints for all you aspiring celebrities so that you can become a news feature that will catapult you to instantaneous fame.

First: Create a drama where there wasn’t one before. George Bush did it by creating a war where one didn’t need to be (Iraq) and then declaring it ‘won’. When he felt his r