HOW I LEARNED TO BE A BETTER MICHIGAN AMERICAN WHILE CLUTCHING AT STRAWS WITH SHAWN & KE$HA

I wrote a poemy thing for Shawn Misener & Ke$ha in hopes that the two will one day reconcile their differences & finally come together to record an album of Whitesnake & CCR songs in the key of Michigan major. It’s so cold in the D sometimes. It’s much warmer at Clutching at Straws.

SEE: DEAR SHAWN, REMEMBER IN AMERICA