Puns

My main character Myles loves to tell puns, just like my father did. Here are some groaners.


It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.