How Many Hookers Have You Slept With?

Honest novelists must engage in tawdry activities in the name of research, of being sure they're really writing what they know and not something they dreamt about while coming up out of a hangover.

If we don't lead interesting lives tracking down the best possible stories for you, the reader at home seeking an escape from the laundry and the whining brats, we sure as hell ought to have the sense to lie about ourselves.

Consequently, I am--once again--absolutely flabbergasted at some author inte...