Advance-fee fraud sure isn't what it used to be

*You're impersonating the freakin' FBI for a lousy $125 bucks? What else do you do, "Mr Sunday Godwin of Benin" — jump in front of trolleys and feign injury on weekends?

ATTENTION:.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.

FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.

We the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington DC decided to write a message to you concerning the situation of the transfer of your FUNDS from WESTERN ...