Drown The Remake In The Lake!

The cat had to do this for remakes cause me no bliss. So I can rant away here at my bay about the stupid things. Stupid studios need to cut the remake strings.

 
Trick or treat,It smells like feet.Meaning that it has such wit,It is complete shit.
 
Hire a stripper,Whether or not you are a tipper.Guy or girl,Way better time than giving this a whirl.
 
God awful in every way.Go all Jumanji and throw it in a bay.Not worth taking it even if they pay you.You'd have more fun watching a cow moo.
 
Pathetic is the right word,For this turd.Flip it the bird,Stupid and absurd.
 
In for a delight,If you watch this fright.You will go comatose,Or something close.
 
Another pathetic attempt,Nothing is exempt.Avoid it in your hood,Instead have a conversation with wood.
 
The other guy from American Pie.Will make you cry,"I can't believe I watched this shit."Yep, you'll swear at it.

 
Let's remake a movie and make it the same.Oh so very very lame.Plus Farrell is in it,Which just makes it shit.
 
And one that was actually good.Different, yet similar in likely hood. Basically just stole the name and the place,Actually giving it a bit of a new embrace.
 
And another that is great.Two, wow such a remake fate.Although depressing at the end.Still one should hit send.
And that is all for today as there is way too many bad ones to put on display. Remakewood needs to learn something new and shove the remakes up their gazoo. I didn't count superhero ones though. Even stupid Spiderman and its same old same old show. There sure are crap remakes in mass and all annoy my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.